Short Instagram Captions

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Funny Short Instagram Captions

Funny Instagram captions are always popular! There is nothing better than making your friends laugh.

1. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

2. It’s too “a.m.” for me.

3. Reality called, so I hung up.

4. How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.

5. I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

6. Friday, my second favorite F word.

7. I had fun once, it was horrible.

8. After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.

9. Nothing is lost until your mother can’t find it.

1. If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.

2. I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.

3. I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!

4. Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

5. I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.

6. Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

7. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

8. Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!

9. I eat cake because it is somebody’s birthday somewhere!

Clever Short Instagram Captions

Sometimes you need to look clever and intelligent – it’s cool!

1. Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.

2. Success always follows hard work.

3. Your Attitude determines your direction.

4. If you obey all the rules. You miss all the fun.

5. Life is too short to be serious, so laugh.

6. Don’t sit like a rock, work like a clock.

7. Life doesn’t get easier, You just get Stronger.

8. Today’s struggle is tomorrow’s strength.