Jan 03•2 min read
Don’t tell me you’re in crypto just by showing me what tokens you own and the half-dozen times you’ve caught the dip…
Show me the colors of your network loyalty you bleed.
Show me the set of sharp laser eyes on your self-portrait.
Show me your NFT avatar as your profile picture.
Show me the bags under your eyes after waiting for a mint at 3am.
Show me the half cringey tweets about your shitcoins you shill.
Show me the dozens of knee-slapping memes you’ve made.
Show me the # of times you’ve said “gm” no matter what time of day.
Show me the # of times you’ve started a question with “wen”.
Show me the real daily usage decentralized apps you use, on a daily use.
Show me the Web3 tools you’ve built or educational pieces you’ve written.
Show me your contributions to a DAO.
Show me your anon friends and enemies.
Show me why Bitcoin IS scalable.
Show me where you preciously keep the physical white paper.
Show me how you privately sign a tx offline.
Show me how you deploy a smart contract.
Show me where your freedom fighting, run-your-own-bank node is.
Show me the times people have dismissed your beliefs in the space and then laughed in your face.
Show me your Megapont Ape.